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How should I tell my girlfriend that I suffer from womb envy?

Every time I look at my girlfriend, I see her wide hips, pillowy breasts, full rump, and fertile belly--and I hate it. I am very envious of her components. She is equipped with so many parts. She is this moist and nurturing beacon of health. Her body cries out, "I'm the equilibrium of life." How should I confess to her my envious renderings?

Public Comments

  1. Wow. You already have an eloquent way with words. I'm sure you can figure it out.
  2. sorry, but just think about how u are equipped, ...or not.
  3. awww well im sure your beautiful the way you are but there are certain foods that can help your body get like that foods like dairy products doughnuts cheese bread pasta should help your body to get like that
  4. wow are you a writer? tell her how beautiful you think she is, she will take it as a compliment. is she pregnant? she probably thinks of herself as fat and ugly right now, so she will take your compliment.
  5. tell her that you absolutely LOVE her body, I would be flattered if my BF said that to me :D
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